Interviews

That's right, Jack Cyrus has finally done deals to get interviews! Stay tuned for the interviews from Lindsay Lohan's new car, Gaga's tea and many other celebrity objects!

Paris Hilton's Stolen Cake gave Jack Cyrus an interview before it was cut up and served to the homeless.


So, were you worried when you were stolen?
Not really. I am a cake! And cakes are supposed to be eaten!

That's right! You've had a lot of attention in the media...
Yes! I've loved it! People are talking about me being stolen! I am surprised no one came looking for me. But there we go...

Have you any plans for the future now you're a celebrity cake?
I was thinking of doing some modelling work. You know, in cake shops and magazines. I was also thinking of writing a book. 'Paris Hilton's Stolen Cake: My Life'. It will be about the journey of my life. From being made, to being stolen, to what the future holds. I was also thinking of launching a singing career, and an acting career. When there are birthday parties, I could be the cake! I've already arranged for stunt doubles to play me when it's time to be eaten!

So you have a lot planned then!
Yeah! This is a whole new beginning for me! I'm almost as famous as Paris herself! I mean, none of her other cakes were this famous!

How did you feel about almost being thrown in the bin?
It was sad. I was sat there, watching everyone party. Watching Paris enjoy her other cake. And I was just lonely. I overheard someone say I would end up in the bin.

How did it feel when you were first stolen?
I can't say much! You'll have to buy my book! But, let's just say, I was panicked!

Well, thank you!