Lindsay Lohan - Sent at 6:10 PM - 'Hey Jack. Just got out of court! So fucking annoying! Why do they always try and bring me down? I mean, I didn't steal that necklase I gave you for your birthday! You believe that?'
Paris Hilton - Sent at 14:43 AM - 'My cake was stolen at my party! That person will never me by BFFL again! And now no one gets cake in their goodie bags! xoxo' - Oh, no, Paris! You still have one huge expensive cake left...
Cheryl Cole - Sent at 13:02 PM - 'I am so annoyed with Simon Cowell, Jack! He's a reet liar! Apparantly, he's talking about Nicole Scherzinger taking me place on the US X Factor! Argh!' - Don't worry, Chezza, you'll get it!
Lindsay Lohan - Sent at 6:56 PM - 'I have just gotten you a beautiful necklase for your birthday! Paid for it myself and everything!' (See recent report!) - Thank you, Lindsay! So thoughtful!